yetanothercriminalmindsfanatic: Hotchner household is planning a garage sale when Jack finds Aaron’s old pirate hat and asks him about it.

“What’s this?” Jack asked fishing a old pirate hat from a box in the garage.

Spencer took the garment from Jack and observed it closely, but he honestly didn’t know why Hotch had a old pirate hat; he blinked, raised his eyebrows and admitted, “I have no idea,” and placing the hat on top of his son’s head, he commented, “aww look at you, you look cute,” Jack giggled and Spencer added, “you should ask your Daddy about that.”

“What do you have to ask me, Jack?” Aaron said carrying some empty boxes inside the garage.

“Why do you have a pirate hat?” Jack said lifting said pirate hat which was too big for Jack’s head. 

Aaron stopped and looked at Spencer searching support in his husband who, unaware that the story of the hat involved Haley just smiled at him from the pile of boxes he was sitting on.

Aaron sat next to Spencer and Jack climbed in his lap, eager to hear the story so his dad began, “I was in High School, I was in my Junior Year, school was almost over and I was walking down the hall; I walked by accident into a theater club reharsal, and right there I saw a beautiful girl, she was very very pretty and she had long blonde hair,”

“She looked like Mommy,” Jack noticed and Aaron nodded.

“Yeah of course she did in fact she was your Mom,” 

“Oh…” Jack and Spencer said together.

Aaron smiled sadly and went on with his story, “In the same moment I saw her for the first time I decided that I was going to marry her,”

“But you had to meet her first, right?” Jack pointed out tilting his head to the side in a very cute way.

“Yes. That night I looked her up in the Yearbook and I spent the whole night tryingh to think a way to approach her. The next day I joined the theater club and I ended up in the school play Pirate of Penzance as the worst fourth pirate in history.” He smiled adjusting the hat on top of his son’s head, “I wasn’t good at acting but I would have done anything for her.”

Spencer smiled at Aaron, that may just have been the cutest thing he’d ever heard. His lover smiled back without saying anything, he’d never told Spencer how he had meet Haley before.

“I miss Mommy,” Jack mumbled, fumbling with the hem of his t-shirt.

“I know, I miss her, too.” Aaron confessed hugging his son tight, forcing back the tears that were forming in his eyes. 

Spencer moved closer to his lover and placed a comforting hand on his shoulder. Aaron leaned in the touch, relaxing a little bit. He pulled Spencer into the hug and kissed his forehead. 

The way they met and their life, with all the horrors they dealt with on daily basis, might not be the best love story on earth but he was glad he had this precious man in his life.


bakerstreetbabes:

Dying.

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yetanothercriminalmindsfanatic replied to your post: I have still 30 prompts to fill yay!

Fill all the prompts! Write all the fic! n.n

Don’t worry I’m going to do that xD I’m even going to do a graph for one very special prompt submitted by agirlfromgallifrey!

I have still 30 prompts to fill yay!

heartsgubler:

Dear Matthew, I wanna bite your collarbones. And shave your mustache. YIKES.


until-morning-falls:

hobovampire:

princelogann:

chibiplate:

theadler:

rainboww-chalk:

Marry: Cpt. America

Live: Mansion

Kids: One

Cars: Latest fastest sportscar.

Kink: Violence

Job: Army Spokesperson

I’M OKAY WITH THIS

Marry: Thor
Live: Shack in South America (seems I can’t get out of here)
Kids: Smartass robots
Cars: The Bifrost
Kink: BDSM  
Job: Nanny

Oh well…

Mary: Thor

Live: Asgard

Kids: A serpent

Cars: S.H.I.E.L.D aircraft carrier

Kink: Daddy Issues

Job: Nanny

Marry: Thor

Live: Shack in South America

Kids: Smartass robots

Cars: your multipurpose tool

Kink: body paint

job: personal assistant

wow sounds horrible except for the thor part

Marry: Natasha. Oh my. xD
 Live: S.H.I.E.L.D.
 Kids: 42. (HAR HAR) We’re splitting them.
Cars: Latest, Fastest sports car. xD
Kink: BDSM. o uo
Job: Scientist.

ALL OF THIS AMUSES ME

Marry: Iron Man/ Tony Stark

Live: Mansion

Kids: three

Cars: Company Car

Kink: Body Paint

Job: Secret Agent

Marry: Iron Man

Live: Asgard

Kids: A bounch of fussy superheroes

Cars: S.H.I.E.L.D. aircraft carrer

Kink: Tight clothing

Job: The boss’ son

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amy494walker replied to your post: Today I had to explain to my doctor, who spotted…

O. M. G. I would have cried XD

Hahahaha believe me it was the most embarassing moment ever. Luckily she pulled her best poker face, one better than Hotch’s, when my doctor said something to her about going slow and avoid some activities until I recover and “be careful and use protection.” Explain me where exactly we should put a condom. XD

Was I the only one to notice…

loki-odins-son:

That Asgard could easily be misunderstood as Ass-guard

All the weapons are penis metaphors 

Like Thor’s hammer

And Loki’s scepter 

Asgardians are always dressed for role play

Seriously

Even headgear

They use suggestive language

There is poledancing

Then the obsession with kneeling….

And the punishment for trying to take over the world is this

So let’s just all admit it.

ASGARD IS FULL OF PERVERTS.

But that’s okay. We all like it that way.

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Today I had to explain to my doctor, who spotted some new bruises, that my girl sometimes likes it rough and she scolded my poor Sammy xD LOL most awkward moment ever


unknownfamiliar:

lokis-boner:

stop-complaining-about-hiddles:

toomanylokifeels:

Naked and Half Naked Hiddleston.

You’re welcome.

let me die

AHHH DFGHJDK //FOAMS

I just died a little.


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psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)


iloveboothbrennan:

X

AHHAHAHAHA

So my mum says I’m strange for reading fanfiction, can people like this or reblog this if they read fanfiction? because my mum thinks it’s just me…

vandonova:

datkarkatass:

kkatkkrap:

Okay, internet. Ready, set, GO.

fuck that shit everyone needs to reblog this

reading one right now :)

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siriused:

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i’m confused too 

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